Post Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:12 am

Re: Funny videos

EU ANTHEM "British Edition" * Rumple Time
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) European Anthem - 'Beethoven's 9th Symphony'


Spoiler:
Rowan Atkinson (as Robert Bennington) performing the European Anthem in German...until he runs out of words at the end of the first verse.

Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, Dein Heiligtum.

Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt,
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo Dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

Ele le he he he he,
he he he he he he.
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom houa
Be...... Berlin, Hamburg, Schumacher.

Ehen Ehen, Baden-Baden,
Lederhosen, schnell schnell schnell!
Ja ja, nein nein, Apfelstrudel,
Hoffmeister und Holsten-Pils.

Achtung, Liebfrauenmilch im Porsche, umpa, Vorsprung durch Technik,
Donner und Blitzen, britischer Architekt, Tomorrow belongs to me.
Schweinehund, Dummkopf, ein Bier bitte, Jürgen Klinsmann ist kaputt,
Boris Becker, Himmel, Boom Boom, Ich bin ein Berliner!

Ele le he, holen, Kindergarten, Glühwein, wo ist sein Skipass,
Edelweiß singt Captain von Trapp, dankeschön, auf Wiedersehen.
Pet.


Spoiler:
**** you, European Union!
Tally-ho, you fucking pricks!
We are the United Kingdom
You can eat our spotted dicks!

That being said
We're not going to leave you
Turns out we need you!
Nonetheless
**** you, European Union!
It feels good to tell you this!

Poland is depressing
and there's vampires in Romania
Spain is far too hot
and where the **** is Lithuania?

To be fair, Slovenia is lovely
(We're only kidding, it sucks too!)
But we must admit
without these countries
we'd be really screwed!

**** the European Union
Even though we must admit
We would all be batshit crazy
If we vote for leaving it!
We would all be batshit crazy
If we vote for leaving it!
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

"And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be." — Dr. Seuss
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